Adolescent Lettuce

No real significance here; I was just wandering through Whole Foods one day, and got a chuckle out of the produce:


Am I the only one who has a mental image of some lettuce giving an eyeroll--Ughh... daad, like, I don't hang out with Belgian Endive anymore... he is, like, so lame.. that pale freak. Me and Kale are heading to the mall later... no, we're just, like, hanging out...