Bats [Formerly] in Canada, Eh?: You Know You're Not Fully Awake in the Morning When...

2006-10-23

Aw, goddamnit.

Well, I guess that's one way to get pulp-free orange juice.

At 4:08 PM, Anonymous said...: Oh my, that is _funny_. Mostly because I could totally see myself doing that. Ah.. not the best in the morning.. ;-)
At 4:09 PM, Anonymous said...: That was me (daniele)
At 4:36 PM, Anonymous said...: Eit!

This is the importance of having a unchanging routine in the morning. Or, in my case, not drinking coffee so there's no chance of me pouring my orange juice into the wrong container; it always goes into the bouncer.
At 7:25 PM, Anonymous said...: that's hilarious.

jopesche
At 3:26 PM, Anonymous said...: Bats, I know you like to streamline mundane tasks, but there's such a thing as going overboard.

It always struck me as a supreme irony that you have to operate the coffeemaker before you've had any coffee. [Shut Up Perlick!]

Now we get milk by the half-gallon, but we used to get big white plastic jugs of both milk & orange juice. I used a sharpie to write "OJ" on the handle side of the appropriate incoming containers. Always. Because I like milk (not OJ) in my coffee. So if it's any consolation, keep in mind that that sort of solution usually presents itself after a mistake has been made more than once. I'm really not a morning person.
At 9:53 PM, Anonymous said...: so did you snort the coffee grinds after you drank your strained oj?

jean
At 10:37 PM, Bats said...: so did you snort the coffee grinds after you drank your strained oj?

Heh... I think snorting coffee grounds once was enough for me, thanks.