A Six Year Old's Pickup Lines

A somewhat odd experience while I was out biking the other day. While I was cycling through a subdivision connecting the river bike paths, a six to eight year old boy pedaled up next to me. He said, "Hey, Mister, you have really big muscles on your feet."

This made me smile--I assumed he meant my calves. He then went on to say, "Do you work out?"

It was all I could do to keep from exploding in laughter, hearing little kid deliver a stereotypical gay porn movie pickup line. I think I replied, "Um... no... I just go biking a lot."

In case you were curious, these are the calves in question:



I guess you can see why BirdJen nicknamed me 'Meaty' after seeing me in shorts. I think they are in the shape they are just because they have to support and transport a heavy load (read: my butt and my gut).