A Very Odd Amazon Find...

I was browsing Amazon.com for work today (honest!)--seeing what sizes 3M Filtrete filters are available in (the purple, red, and blue flavors... er, MERV values--minimum efficiency reporting value--a measure of filter efficiency):




Anyway, over in the sidebar, they had listings of other 3M products. Including the category Health & Personal Care -> Sexual Wellness -> Safer Sex. Um, what? New kinky uses for Post-it notes? Scotchgarding your couch before getting busy? I just had to find out what 3M products are used for safe sex.


Um. Yikes. That doesn't sound pleasant at all.

And the fact that it's a 12-pack suggests that this would be done repeatedly. Assuming that the scars heal up, I guess. And that negative reinforcement has zero effect on your behavior.

I don't suppose any of my kinkier friends have any idea what's going on here? Have any of you had sexual partners so frightening that a Scotchbrite pad is a rational reaction to the aftermath?