2006-12-23

Season's Greetings!

This was a post that I abandoned as a draft a few weeks ago; it seemed appropriate to finish it for the holidays. Back in Canada, I was walking by the local sex shop, and their sidewalk sign made me laugh:


These guys are a local area sex shop chain; see their very corporate "History and Mission" page: Growing The Stag Shop Brand: The Stag Shop brand has grown tremendously to fifteen stores across Southwestern Ontario and an impressive online business that sells Stag Shop products internationally.

I've never gone into one, but they have always struck me as less of a seedy straight up porn store, but rather a place for couples to buy "You want me to wear what?!?" outfits for their little games--e.g.:

What are we playing tonight?

Um... how about, uh, Zamboni driver and the last figure skater on the ice?

Nah... we did that last week. How about your Little Bo Peep outfit?

In the wash.

Oh.

How about "Landlady and the handy tenant?"

Oh yeah, sounds good!


Okay, I'll stop now.

1 Comments:

At 9:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

bats, she's a taken woman now.
jean

 

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